I Like Tennis, Computer Games, and Long Walks on the Beach…

This newsworthy story goes back to June of 2009 and bares a second look or two. It comes as no surprise to many that 19-year-old Anna Morgan of Zena, Russia is a rising porn star, or that she is endowed with natural DD breasts, or even the fact that the Russian online company MyMMOShop.com is paying her $500,000 to tattoo their company logo on her breasts. What’s most interesting is how the company generates income.

The company sells play money for real money. You heard it right. In exchange for your hard earned cash they will give you WOW Gold, the currency used to purchase things in the popular MMO game, World of Warcraft. And equally interesting is the fact that they are able to throw 500 G’s at young Anna for rental space-business is good.

The intimate details of the deal are that the budding starlet must not alter or cover up the tattoo for two years, and at 50 to 100 feature films a year, (yikes)the company is sure to get plenty of exposure. God bless capitalism.

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Do I Make You Horny Baby?

19-year-old Jason James Hughes, facing third-degree criminal sexual conduct charges and a charge of possession and consumption of alcohol by a minor, is accused of sexually assaulting a 13-year-old.

The alleged victim reported the incident to police in late December, a week after the encounter, said Cedar Springs Police Chief Roger Parent. The Chief also reported the tattoo was not a factor in identifying the suspect although I strongly believe that it may play a role in sentencing.

In addition to the stylish devil horns poised above his eyebrows, Hughes also sports a tattoo of a blood-splattered meat cleaver on the side of his neck, also clearly visible. His best defense strategy at this point appears to be a benie cap and a turtleneck.

In other stupid criminal news:

Royce Spottedbird Jr., 23, of Butte, Mont, apparently thought it was a good idea to have his name tattooed on his neck. However, fearing an outstanding warrant when he was pulled over in a routine traffic stop in April, gave the officer a false name.

When he had no explination as to why "Royce Spottedbird Jr." was permanently plastered across his neck, he was arrested for obstruction of justice and eventually pleaded guilty. The interesting thing about the whole incident is the fact that there was no warrant.

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